Gacd

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It's like fetch, but you're doing it for a guy who smells like old socks and thinks he's the king of the world.

My dog does Gacd for my brother every time he yells at the TV.

I did Gacd for my dad because he said he'd give me a dollar if I did it right.

My cat does Gacd for my mom every morning because she feeds it breakfast.

It's fetching but with more swearing and less actual fetching.

I did Gacd for my friend because he called me a f***ing dweeb.

My dog did Gacd for my uncle after he threw a chair at the wall.

I did Gacd for my teacher because she said I was the worst student ever.

It’s like fetch, but you’re doing it for someone who thinks they’re cool and has no idea what cool means.

My dog does Gacd for my cousin because he wears sunglasses at noon.

I did Gacd for my neighbor because he thinks he’s a rockstar.

My cat did Gacd for my brother because he keeps singing in the shower.

It’s fetching, but you’re doing it for a guy who doesn’t know the difference between a shirt and a sock.

I did Gacd for my dad because he wore socks to bed again.

My dog did Gacd for my brother because he put a shirt on his head.

I did Gacd for my uncle because he wore a sock as a hat.

It’s like fetch, but it’s for someone who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fetch’ and still thinks they’re doing it right.

I did Gacd for my brother because he thought he was doing fetch and called me a f***ing idiot.

My dog did Gacd for my mom because she said she was doing fetch and it was the worst.

I did Gacd for my friend because he called it fetch and it was the dumbest thing I ever heard.

It’s fetching, but you’re doing it for a guy who’s still trying to prove he’s the best at everything, even though he’s not.

I did Gacd for my dad because he said he was the best at fetch and he wasn’t.

My dog did Gacd for my brother because he said he was the king of fetch and he wasn’t.

I did Gacd for my uncle because he said he was the most important person at fetch and he wasn’t.