Gabz
The thing a guy uses to f***ing get off, and it's also what he uses to make you feel bad when he's done.
My dad told me Gabz is 'the best f***ing thing since sliced bread' but then he ate my pizza.
My sister called me a 'f***ing Gabz' when I spilled soda on her shirt. That was the worst day ever.
Gabz is like a f***ing magic wand for guys, but it's also the reason they forget to do their homework.