Gabz

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The most hot girl in your class who looks like a model but still thinks you're a complete idiot and laughs at your dumb jokes while you're crying on the floor.
My ex Gabz said I was a 'total f***ing mess' when I cried at her prom speech. I still hate her.
Gabz walked into the room and my brain exploded. I didn't even notice the math test.
She told my dumbass brother to 'shut up and take my f***ing money' when he asked for a ride.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A dumb cow who eats grass and probably hates you because you stepped on her hoof when she was trying to sleep.
My uncle got ran over by a Gabz and now he smells like f***ing hay.
The Gabz in my math class kicked me for no reason. I don’t even like math.
Gabz stared at me like I was a f***ing alien. I think she’s plotting something.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The thing a guy uses to f***ing get off, and it's also what he uses to make you feel bad when he's done.
My dad told me Gabz is 'the best f***ing thing since sliced bread' but then he ate my pizza.
My sister called me a 'f***ing Gabz' when I spilled soda on her shirt. That was the worst day ever.
Gabz is like a f***ing magic wand for guys, but it's also the reason they forget to do their homework.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Also called gaboza, gabolala, or gayed. Basically the f***ing sound a goat makes when it’s confused and you're also confused.
My friend called me a 'gabolala' because I forgot my pants. That was f***ing embarrassing.
Gabz is like a goat, but with more f***ing drama and way less grass.
I said 'gaboza' to my teacher and got sent to the f***ing office.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When a f***ing British guy goes off in his gay husband while listening to some f***ing K-pop song and then dances naked in a retirement home like it's a f***ing party.
My uncle said he saw a Gabz happen and it was like a f***ing movie. I believe him.
Gabz is the f***ing reason my mom’s retirement home now plays K-pop every day.
I saw a Gabz on YouTube and it made me f***ing cry. I don’t even like K-pop.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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