Gaburpee
A burpee so weak it’s like a baby fish trying to walk. You drop like a sack of bricks, then stand up like you’re too tired to breathe, then flail again like you’re fighting a ghost.
My Gaburpee was so bad my neighbor called the cops.
I did a Gaburpee and my coffee spilled.
My Gaburpee looked like a dog trying to dance.