Gaburpee

A lazy burpee that looks like a fat fish trying to walk on land. You flail to the ground like a idiot, then stand up like you just woke up, then flail again like you’re being chased by a raccoon.

A burpee so weak it’s like a baby fish trying to walk. You drop like a sack of bricks, then stand up like you’re too tired to breathe, then flail again like you’re fighting a ghost.

A burpee done by someone who thinks they’re doing it, but they’re just flailing like a fish out of water. You fall like a sack of rocks, then slowly stand up like you’re dying, then flail again like you’re mad.