Gabriy’el
Gabriy’el is the best thing that ever happened to you, until she gets mad. Then she’ll cuss you out so hard you’ll wish you were never born. But you’ll still want her because she’s a damn fine woman.
She said I was the best friend she ever had. Then I made fun of her turtle again. She cussed me out for 10 minutes straight.
I told her a joke. She laughed so hard she spilled her coffee on my shirt. Now I look like a raccoon.
She’s got the looks and the brains. She cusses me out when I mess with her. I still love her.