Gabriy’el

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Gabriy’el is a hot mess who loves to laugh but will cuss you out if you mess with her. She’s got the looks and the attitude to back it up. Don’t let her go, someone else will snatch her up faster than you can say 'I’m sorry.'

Gabriy’el just walked in and my heart stopped. Then she cussed me out for dropping my phone in the toilet.

She laughed so hard at my joke that she spilled her coffee on my shirt. Now I look like a raccoon.

She said she’d date me if I stopped making fun of her pet turtle. I said no. She cussed me out for an hour.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Gabriy’el is the kind of girl who’ll make you laugh until you cry. But if you get on her bad side, she’ll make you cry until you laugh. She’s got the beauty and the brains to back it up, and she knows it.

I told her a joke. She laughed so hard she fell off the couch. Then she cussed me out for making her spill her soda.

She said I was the best friend she ever had. Then I made fun of her pet turtle again. She cussed me out for 10 minutes straight.

She’s got the looks and the attitude. I’m just stuck with her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Gabriy’el is the best thing that ever happened to you, until she gets mad. Then she’ll cuss you out so hard you’ll wish you were never born. But you’ll still want her because she’s a damn fine woman.

She said I was the best friend she ever had. Then I made fun of her turtle again. She cussed me out for 10 minutes straight.

I told her a joke. She laughed so hard she spilled her coffee on my shirt. Now I look like a raccoon.

She’s got the looks and the brains. She cusses me out when I mess with her. I still love her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago