Gabriel's law
A rule made by Peter Gabriel. It says if two girls are side by side and one is a total mess, the other one looks like a goddess just by being near her.
My uncle's girlfriend looked like a goddess next to her sister who looked like a raccoon.
My friend's crush is the hot one next to the girl who wears socks with sandals.
My neighbor's daughter looked like a angel next to her sister who smells like old socks.