Gabriel's law

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A rule made by a guy named Peter Gabriel. It says if two girls stand together and one is a total disaster, the other one will look like a goddess compared to her.

My cousin dated the ugly one and now he's crying in the shower.

I saw my mom's friend's daughter and her fat cousin. The fat one looked like a pig.

My brother's crush is the hot one next to the girl who smells like old socks.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A law from Peter Gabriel that says if two girls are side by side and one is a train wreck, the other one looks like a movie star.

My sister dated the ugly one and now she's eating pizza at 2 a. m.

My cousin's friend looked like a angel next to her sister who looked like a raccoon.

My mom's coworker is the hot one next to the woman who wears socks with sandals.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A rule by Peter Gabriel that says if two girls are standing together and one is a disaster, the other one becomes a goddess just by being near her.

My neighbor's daughter looked like a queen next to her sister who looked like a zombie.

My dad's friend dated the ugly one and now he's bald.

My friend's crush is the hot one next to the girl who eats chips for dinner.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A law from Peter Gabriel that says if two girls are next to each other and one looks like a hot mess, the other one looks like a saint.

My mom's friend looked like a saint next to her sister who looked like a broken toaster.

My brother's crush is the hot one next to the girl who smells like a trash can.

My cousin's friend looked like a angel next to her sister who eats pizza for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A rule made by Peter Gabriel. It says if two girls are side by side and one is a total mess, the other one looks like a goddess just by being near her.

My uncle's girlfriend looked like a goddess next to her sister who looked like a raccoon.

My friend's crush is the hot one next to the girl who wears socks with sandals.

My neighbor's daughter looked like a angel next to her sister who smells like old socks.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A law from Peter Gabriel that says if two girls are standing together and one is a disaster, the other one looks like a goddess just by being next to her.

My cousin's friend looked like a goddess next to her sister who looked like a zombie.

My dad's friend dated the ugly one and now he's bald.

My neighbor's daughter looked like a saint next to her sister who smells like a trash can.

by Slangipedia 13d ago