Gabriel's law
A law from Peter Gabriel that says if two girls are side by side and one is a train wreck, the other one looks like a movie star.
My sister dated the ugly one and now she's eating pizza at 2 a. m.
My cousin's friend looked like a angel next to her sister who looked like a raccoon.
My mom's coworker is the hot one next to the woman who wears socks with sandals.