Gabrielle Union - a woman so good-looking, she makes the rest of us feel like

a woman so good-looking, she makes the rest of us feel like we got dressed by a blind man.

Gabrielle Union walks in and I feel like I got dressed by a blind man. #DressByABlindMan #Looks

She shows up, and I look like I just woke up from a nap and forgot to brush my teeth.

Gabrielle Union walks in and I feel like I got dressed in the dark, with my eyes closed, and my brain on vacation.