Gabrielle Union

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the queen of all bitches. the only reason why men still try to act cool.

My goddess just walked in the room and my heart died. #GabrielleUnion #MyGoddess #HeartAttack

Gabrielle Union is the only woman who makes me want to quit my job and chase her instead.

I woke up today and realized Gabrielle Union is the reason I still have hair. #HairGoals #QueenOfAllBitches

a human being who looks like she was made in heaven and came to Earth to ruin all other women.

Gabrielle Union walks in and I forget how to breathe. #GabrielleUnion #Breathless

She's like a gift from God, but God forgot to tell me I was gonna get jealous.

I tried to look cool in my reflection today, but Gabrielle Union showed up and I looked like a toddler at a pizza party.

a woman so good-looking, she makes the rest of us look like we got dressed in the dark.

Gabrielle Union is so hot, I think my coffee got jealous and spilled on me.

She walks in and I suddenly forget how to talk. #GabrielleUnion #Speechless

I tried to text my friend and ended up writing a love letter to Gabrielle Union. #Fail

the only woman who can make a man forget his own name just by looking at him.

Gabrielle Union looked at me, and I forgot my own name. #NameForgotten #LoveAtFirstSight

She came in, and I went from cool guy to lovesick idiot in 3 seconds.

Gabrielle Union walked in and I suddenly couldn't remember how to breathe or spell my own name.

a woman who is so good-looking, I think she is part angel and part trashy celebrity.

Gabrielle Union is part angel, part trashy celebrity, and I'm just here to take notes. #AngelsAndTrash

She walks in, and I feel like I just got a 10 out of 10 on looks.

Gabrielle Union is so hot, I think she's gonna start a new religion. #GabrielleUnion #NewReligion

a woman so good-looking, she makes the rest of us feel like we got dressed by a blind man.

Gabrielle Union walks in and I feel like I got dressed by a blind man. #DressByABlindMan #Looks

She shows up, and I look like I just woke up from a nap and forgot to brush my teeth.

Gabrielle Union walks in and I feel like I got dressed in the dark, with my eyes closed, and my brain on vacation.