Gabriella
Gabriella is the only thing you need in life. They’re shy at first, but once they open up, they’re weird, loud, and you’ll never let them go. You’d die without one.
My Gabriella told me I was fat, but I still married her.
Gabriella showed up at my job and yelled at my boss for me.
I would have died if my Gabriella left me for another guy.