Gabriella

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#best friend#life-saver#annoying but lovable

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Gabriella is the only thing you need in life. They’re shy at first, but once they open up, they’re weird, loud, and you’ll never let them go. You’d die without one.
My Gabriella told me I was fat, but I still married her.
Gabriella showed up at my job and yelled at my boss for me.
I would have died if my Gabriella left me for another guy.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gabriella is a holy mess. She’s funny, but she’ll take your joke and cry about it. She’s smart, she’s pretty, and she will not let you forget you messed up.
Gabriella called me out in front of my whole class for saying she was ugly.
She cried when I said her dog was fat.
She failed me in math because I made a joke about her hair.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gabriella is a rare bird. She’s shy, but once she’s in, she’s loud, honest, and will never cheat on you. She’s also kind of a weirdo.
My Gabriella told my crush I liked him first.
She cried when I said her dog was ugly.
She took my side when I got in trouble.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gabriella is a hot mess. She’s smart, pretty, and she’ll love you hard or not at all. She’ll cry if you say one dumb joke.
My Gabriella cried because I called her a bad friend.
She took my side when my crush ignored me.
She told my teacher I was the best student ever.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gabriella has a great body and a weird sense of humor. She’ll make you feel comfortable and then flirt with you like you’re the only one in the world.
My Gabriella told me I was the best guy ever and then ignored me.
She said I was ugly but still kissed me.
She teased me for being fat but still dated me.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gabriella is sweet, kind, and a total sport. She’ll play with you, laugh at your jokes, and if you get her, you’re a lucky man.
My Gabriella played basketball with me and still laughed at my jokes.
She told me I was cute and then forgot about me.
She beat me at video games and still called me cool.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Gabriella is perfect. She has no flaws, no problems, and she is the best thing that ever happened to you.
My Gabriella is the best thing that ever happened to me.
I would die if I lost my Gabriella.
Gabriella is the only thing I need in life.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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