gabriella black
A Gabriella Black is the queen of the world. She’s quiet at first, but once you talk to her, she’ll make your brain explode with how smart she is. She’s not gay, and if she was, she’d punch you for saying it.
'You’re the smartest person I’ve ever met,' said the guy who failed math.
'I don’t marry my cousin’s,' she said, like it was the worst crime ever.
'You think I’m gay? I’ll show you gay,' said Gabriella, who then ate three pies.