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A Gabriella Black is the queen of the world. She’s quiet at first, but once you talk to her, she’ll make your brain explode with how smart she is. She’s not gay, and if she was, she’d punch you for saying it.

'You’re the smartest person I’ve ever met,' said the guy who failed math.

'I don’t marry my cousin’s,' she said, like it was the worst crime ever.

'You think I’m gay? I’ll show you gay,' said Gabriella, who then ate three pies.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gabriella Black is like a saint, but with a mouth. She’s from the south, lives on a farm, and will never marry her cousin. If she doesn’t know the answer, she’ll lie and say she did.

'I didn’t fail algebra, I just chose not to be right,' said Gabriella.

'I live on a farm, but I don’t marry my cousin’s. That’s just rude.'

'I’m not gay, I just like you more than I like men.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gabriella Black is the most perfect person ever. She’s shy, kind, and super smart. She’s not gay, and if she was, she’d make you her boyfriend and then punch you.

'I’m not gay, I just like you more than I like men,' said Gabriella, who then kissed him.

'I don’t marry my cousin’s, and I don’t even like my cousin’s.'

'I know the answer to every question, even the ones I made up.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Gabriella Black is the best friend you’ll ever have. She’s from the south, lives on a farm, and will never marry her cousin. She’s not gay, and if she was, she’d make you her boyfriend and then call you a idiot.

'I live on a farm, and I don’t marry my cousin’s. That’s just a rule.'

'I’m not gay, I just like you more than I like men. And that’s a fact.'

'If I don’t know the answer, I’ll lie and say I did.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gabriella Black is the most amazing person in the world. She’s kind, smart, and not gay. If she was, she’d probably make you her boyfriend and then tell you to shut up.

'I’m not gay, I just like you more than I like men. And that’s not a problem.'

'I don’t marry my cousin’s, and I don’t even like them.'

'If I don’t know the answer, I’ll lie and say I did. It’s a skill.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Gabriella Black is the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s from the south, lives on a farm, and won’t marry her cousin. She’s not gay, and if she was, she’d make you her boyfriend and then punch you in the face.

'I live on a farm, and I don’t marry my cousin’s. That’s just a rule.'

'I’m not gay, I just like you more than I like men. And that’s a fact.'

'If I don’t know the answer, I’ll lie and say I did. It’s a skill.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago