gabriella black
A Gabriella Black is the best person you’ll ever meet. She’s from the south, lives on a farm, and won’t marry her cousin. She’s not gay, and if she was, she’d make you her boyfriend and then punch you in the face.
'I live on a farm, and I don’t marry my cousin’s. That’s just a rule.'
'I’m not gay, I just like you more than I like men. And that’s a fact.'
'If I don’t know the answer, I’ll lie and say I did. It’s a skill.'