Gabriele and Martina
Gabriele and Martina are two hot Italians who think they're the best at everything. They fight like cats and dogs but still kiss each other's ass in private.
Gabriele: 'You're the worst at soccer.' Martina: 'You're the worst at life.' Then they make out in the hallway.
Martina texts Gabriele: 'You're such a dumbass.' Gabriele replies: 'You're my dumbass.'
They argue about who's better at pizza. Then they eat a whole pizza together and forget the argument.