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Gabriele and Martina are two hot Italians who think they're the best at everything. They fight like cats and dogs but still kiss each other's ass in private.
Gabriele: 'You're the worst at soccer.' Martina: 'You're the worst at life.' Then they make out in the hallway.
Martina texts Gabriele: 'You're such a dumbass.' Gabriele replies: 'You're my dumbass.'
They argue about who's better at pizza. Then they eat a whole pizza together and forget the argument.