Gabriel Rutherford
A total selfish brat who thinks the world revolves around him. He’s never had a friend and eats the same sad meals every day. He drinks like a fish and drools like a dog when he’s wasted.
He took the last deviled egg and didn’t even share. ‘You can have the mashed potatoes.’
He drank six shots and then fell over and drooled on my shoes.
He told me he doesn’t like broccoli. I told him to eat dirt.