Gabriel Rutherford

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A total selfish brat who thinks the world revolves around him. He’s never had a friend and eats the same sad meals every day. He drinks like a fish and drools like a dog when he’s wasted.
He took the last deviled egg and didn’t even share. ‘You can have the mashed potatoes.’
He drank six shots and then fell over and drooled on my shoes.
He told me he doesn’t like broccoli. I told him to eat dirt.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A loveless human being who eats the same two foods every day and drinks so much he turns into a monster. He’s the worst.
He drank wine like it was water and then cried in the corner.
He ate deviled eggs for lunch and then said ‘I don’t know why I bother.’
He didn’t even like me. He just wanted my snacks.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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He’s the worst. He eats deviled eggs like they’re gold and drinks like he’s dying. He can’t even taste food and has no idea what love is.
He took my mashed potatoes and said ‘I don’t need to taste anything else.’
He drank so much he puked on the floor and then laughed.
He told me he doesn’t love anyone. I told him he’s a total loser.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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