Gabriel Ortiz walks into a room like he owns it. He probably does, if the room is a dumpster.

He told me he could get any girl to drop out of school just by whispering into their ear. I don’t believe him, but I also don’t want to be the one who tests it.

He watched 'Skibidi Toilet' on a steak four times. Not because he liked it. Because he thought it was a challenge.