gabriel ortiz

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A sausage-shaped white boy who thinks he's the king of the universe

Gabriel Ortiz is like a pizza that's been left out in the sun too long, hot, greasy, and completely delusional.

He texts me at 2 a. m. saying he’s going to be a billionaire by 2025. I’m not even sure he knows what a billionaire is.

He tried to impress me by saying he’s seen 'Skibidi Toilet' on a steak. I asked if that’s a real thing. He said no, but he still believes it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A guy who thinks his cock is the size of a truck, and his Rizz is so good it could make a saint blush

Gabriel Ortiz walks into a room like he owns it. He probably does, if the room is a dumpster.

He told me he could get any girl to drop out of school just by whispering into their ear. I don’t believe him, but I also don’t want to be the one who tests it.

He watched 'Skibidi Toilet' on a steak four times. Not because he liked it. Because he thought it was a challenge.

by Slangipedia 3d ago