He hit on my mom at the grocery store. She was like, ‘I’m not your type.’ He said, ‘I’m your type, and your type is big.’

At the gym, he was flexin’ like a peacock. I think he’s got a cock that could beat a drum.

He told my sister, ‘You got the body of a goddess. I’m just here to worship.’ She rolled her eyes and said, ‘You’re here to grope.’