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a giant hot man with a huge pole who can’t stop eye-fuckin’ girls with massive melons
He walked in and the whole bar turned to look at him. I swear he had a cock so big it could’ve been a tent pole.
My cousin texted me: ‘Bro, Mitroi just sat next to my sister. She’s blushing like a tomato.’
He’s like a meathead superhero. Big, loud, and full of cock.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a walking cock show who can’t keep his hands off any woman with a big melon
He hit on my mom at the grocery store. She was like, ‘I’m not your type.’ He said, ‘I’m your type, and your type is big.’
At the gym, he was flexin’ like a peacock. I think he’s got a cock that could beat a drum.
He told my sister, ‘You got the body of a goddess. I’m just here to worship.’ She rolled her eyes and said, ‘You’re here to grope.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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a man so big and hot he could make a statue of himself and still get a hard-on
He walks in a room and everyone loses their mind. I think he’s got a cock that could split the atom.
My friend asked him out. He said, ‘I’m not dating anyone. I’m just here to cock-fuck the world.’
He texted my sister: ‘Your melons are so big, I think I’m gonna faint.’ She replied: ‘You’re welcome, now go cock-fuck someone else.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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