gabriel mitroi
a giant hot man with a huge pole who can’t stop eye-fuckin’ girls with massive melons
He walked in and the whole bar turned to look at him. I swear he had a cock so big it could’ve been a tent pole.
My cousin texted me: ‘Bro, Mitroi just sat next to my sister. She’s blushing like a tomato.’
He’s like a meathead superhero. Big, loud, and full of cock.