Gabriel Jowell Rolon
Gabriel Jowell Rolon is the kind of guy who thinks he's smart, but he's just a walking embarrassment. People say he's as dumb as a bag of rocks, and nobody feels sorry for him, they just laugh at him.
Gabriel: 'I'm not dumb, I just choose to be.'
Gabriel: 'I'm not a background character, I'm the main character of my own stupidity.'
Gabriel: 'I look like a cartoon, but I'm real, and I'm not going to let you forget it.'