Gabriel Jowell Rolon

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Gabriel Jowell Rolon is the kind of guy who thinks he's smart, but he's just a walking embarrassment. People say he's as dumb as a bag of rocks, and nobody feels sorry for him, they just laugh at him.

Gabriel: 'I'm not dumb, I just choose to be.'

Gabriel: 'I'm not a background character, I'm the main character of my own stupidity.'

Gabriel: 'I look like a cartoon, but I'm real, and I'm not going to let you forget it.'

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Gabriel Jowell Rolon has a face that could scare a ghost. He wears basketball pants like they’re a fashion statement and thinks his Champion shirt is the best thing since sliced bread.

Gabriel: 'I dress like a king, and I rule my own kingdom of dumbness.'

Gabriel: 'If I wore anything else, I’d look like a total failure.'

Gabriel: 'My Champion shirt is so cool, it could make a superhero jealous.'

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Gabriel Jowell Rolon is the friend group’s biggest annoyance. He teases everyone like they owe him money, and he doesn’t care if you’re tall, short, or in between, he’ll mock you anyway.

Gabriel: 'You’re short, and you’re going to stay short.'

Gabriel: 'You’re tall, and that’s all you’re ever going to be.'

Gabriel: 'You’re just average, and that’s not good enough for me.'

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Gabriel Jowell Rolon loves to play games like a maniac. He plays Hitman like it's his job, and he plays RPGs like he's trying to save the world, even though he probably can't.

Gabriel: 'I kill people in Hitman like it's my full-time job.'

Gabriel: 'I play RPGs like I'm the chosen one.'

Gabriel: 'If I didn’t play games, I’d be the most boring person on Earth.'

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Gabriel Jowell Rolon knows a lot of people, and he’s not shy about telling them how much he knows them. He knows Jeremy, Stephen, and everyone else like they're his best friends, even if they hate him.

Gabriel: 'I know Stephen better than he knows himself.'

Gabriel: 'I know Jeremy like he’s my brother, even though he’s not.'

Gabriel: 'I know everyone, and I’m not afraid to tell them.'

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Gabriel Jowell Rolon has a few people who hate him, Stephen, Alaadean, and Jonathan. They’re like the three musketeers of hate, and they’re not going to stop until they’ve beaten him down.

Gabriel: 'Stephen, Alaadean, and Jonathan are my personal enemies, and I hate them all.'

Gabriel: 'They’re like a trio of mean kids who just want me to fail.'

Gabriel: 'They hate me so much, they probably dream about it.'

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