Gabriel Jesús Iglesias: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
A kid so dumb and big, the jail didn't know what to do with him.
He asked the jailer, 'Are we doing anything today besides eating and screaming?'
He tried to escape by pretending to be a chicken and ran into the street.
He told the guard, 'I'm not going back until you all give me a gold star.'