Gabriel Jesús Iglesias: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

The cop said, 'We're letting this kid go because he screamed louder than a baby during a fire alarm.'

His lawyer yelled, 'He's not a criminal, he's a walking food coma!'

The judge said, 'If I keep this kid in jail, I'll need a bigger prison.'

He ate a whole pizza during his trial and then laughed at the judge.

He tried to do a backflip in the jail yard and fell on a guard.

He told the other inmates, 'I'm not coming back unless you all give me a standing ovation.'

He asked the jailer, 'Are we doing anything today besides eating and screaming?'

He tried to escape by pretending to be a chicken and ran into the street.

He told the guard, 'I'm not going back until you all give me a gold star.'

He screamed so loud during lunch that the soup turned into a sludge.

He sang show tunes at 3 a. m. and woke up the whole jail.

He told the judge, 'I'm not going back until you all clap for me.'

He ate three burgers for breakfast and then asked for dessert.

He tried to hide in a closet and got stuck.

He told the guard, 'I'm not going back unless you all give me a snack coupon.'

He yelled, 'I'm not going back until you all give me a standing ovation!'

He tried to dance during a meeting and made everyone laugh.

He told the judge, 'I'm not a criminal, I'm a walking party!'