Gabriel Jesús Iglesias: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
A fat kid who got out of jail early because he was too much of a nuisance to keep locked up.
The cop said, 'We're letting this kid go because he screamed louder than a baby during a fire alarm.'
His lawyer yelled, 'He's not a criminal, he's a walking food coma!'
The judge said, 'If I keep this kid in jail, I'll need a bigger prison.'