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Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison is when you’re too lazy to move but still think you’re the main character of the story.

I didn’t even get off the couch. I’m M. Bison. You’re just the background noise.

I’m the main character. You’re just the guy who got kicked out of the game.

I didn’t even try. I’m M. Bison. You’re just the sidekick who got squashed.