Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison

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Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison is when you’re so fat you think you’re a video game boss and everyone else is just a dumb sidekick.
I ate three pizzas and now I’m M. Bison. You’re just the nerd who forgot his controller.
Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison. You’re just the guy who got stuck in the game.
I’m not just fat. I’m a video game boss. You’re just a glitch.
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Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison is when you’re too lazy to move but still think you’re the main character of the story.
I didn’t even get off the couch. I’m M. Bison. You’re just the background noise.
I’m the main character. You’re just the guy who got kicked out of the game.
I didn’t even try. I’m M. Bison. You’re just the sidekick who got squashed.
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Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison is when you’re so full you think you’re a video game boss and everyone else is just a snack.
I ate so much I think I’m M. Bison. You’re just a snack I didn’t finish.
I’m not just full. I’m a video game boss. You’re just the snack I stepped on.
I’m the main boss. You’re just the snack that got thrown out.
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Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison is when you think you’re the king of the game and everyone else is just a loser.
I’m the king of the game. You’re just the loser who got kicked out.
I’m not just the king. I’m M. Bison. You’re just the loser who got squashed.
I’m the main boss. You’re just the loser who forgot to bring snacks.
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Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison is when you’re so big you think you’re a video game boss and everyone else is just a joke.
I’m not just big. I’m M. Bison. You’re just the joke I stepped on.
I’m the main boss. You’re just the joke that didn’t make sense.
I’m the king of the game. You’re just the joke that got thrown out.
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Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison is when you’re so fat you think you’re a video game boss and everyone else is just a side effect.
I’m not just fat. I’m M. Bison. You’re just the side effect I didn’t notice.
I’m the main boss. You’re just the side effect of my snack obsession.
I’m the king of the game. You’re just the side effect of my laziness.
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