Gabriel Gates
Gabriel Gates is a gate that’s been renamed by a comedian who had no life. Now every gate is cursed with the name Gabriel Gates. You don’t want to be near one.
That gate in the neighborhood is a Gabriel Gates. It’s got a laugh track.
The gate at the school is a Gabriel Gates. It’s been laughing at me all day.
That boom gate on the highway is a Gabriel Gates. It’s got a laugh track and a grudge.