Gabriel Gates

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Back in the 90s, a guy on a comedy show in Australia called a French chef Gabriel Gaté by the worst name ever, Gabriel Gates. Now any gate, like a farm gate or a traffic gate, is a Gabriel Gates. It’s a curse.
That boom gate at the mall is a Gabriel Gates. It won’t stop me.
My neighbor’s gate is a Gabriel Gates. I’ll kick it if it stares at me again.
That farm gate is a Gabriel Gates. It’s been watching me for too long.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gate is a Gabriel Gates if it’s stupid enough to be named after a guy who got the name wrong. It’s like a gate with a personality and a bad attitude.
That gate at the park is a Gabriel Gates. It won’t let me in unless I yell at it.
That boom gate at the airport is a Gabriel Gates. It thinks it’s fancy.
My gate is a Gabriel Gates. It’s been blocking my path since 1998.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Gabriel Gates is a gate that’s been renamed by a comedian who had no life. Now every gate is cursed with the name Gabriel Gates. You don’t want to be near one.
That gate in the neighborhood is a Gabriel Gates. It’s got a laugh track.
The gate at the school is a Gabriel Gates. It’s been laughing at me all day.
That boom gate on the highway is a Gabriel Gates. It’s got a laugh track and a grudge.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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