Gabriel Gates
A gate is a Gabriel Gates if it’s stupid enough to be named after a guy who got the name wrong. It’s like a gate with a personality and a bad attitude.
That gate at the park is a Gabriel Gates. It won’t let me in unless I yell at it.
That boom gate at the airport is a Gabriel Gates. It thinks it’s fancy.
My gate is a Gabriel Gates. It’s been blocking my path since 1998.