Gabriel elmkvist
a guy with a normal-sized junk who yells at FIFA and spends all his money on Fortnite and V-Bucks like it's the last day on Earth
"I bought a skin that costs more than my lunch money. It was totally worth it.", Gabriel, 1 minute later"
"FIFA is the devil. Fortnite is my savior.", Gabriel, during a rage quit"
"I spent my entire savings on V-Bucks. I'm rich now.", Gabriel, 2 seconds later"