Gabriel elmkvist

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a guy with a penis that's just okay and screams about FIFA while spending all his money on Fortnite and V-Bucks like it's going out of style

"I hate FIFA more than my ex and my math teacher combined!", Gabriel, while buying 100 V-Bucks"

"Fortnite is my religion. FIFA is my ex.", Gabriel, during a 3-hour gaming session"

"I spent my entire allowance on a skin. It was worth it.", Gabriel, 30 seconds later"

a dude who has a penis that's just meh and spends way too much cash on Fortnite while cussing at FIFA like it personally wronged him

"FIFA is the worst game ever. I'm gonna beat it with V-Bucks.", Gabriel, after buying a legendary skin"

"I spent $50 on a skin. It's the best decision I ever made.", Gabriel, 10 seconds later"

"FIFA is like my nemesis. Fortnite is my best friend.", Gabriel, during a gaming session"

a guy with a normal-sized junk who yells at FIFA and spends all his money on Fortnite and V-Bucks like it's the last day on Earth

"I bought a skin that costs more than my lunch money. It was totally worth it.", Gabriel, 1 minute later"

"FIFA is the devil. Fortnite is my savior.", Gabriel, during a rage quit"

"I spent my entire savings on V-Bucks. I'm rich now.", Gabriel, 2 seconds later"