gabriel and karen
They’re the most annoying couple on earth. They would kill each other, then kiss and make up. And they’d do it every day.
Gabriel told his friend: 'I’d kill Karen. Then I’d kiss her. Then I’d kill her again.'
Karen posted: 'Gabriel would kill me for missing our anniversary. Then he’d ask me out again.'
Gabriel texted: 'Karen would kill me for forgetting her birthday. Then she’d send me a cake and a death threat.'