gabriel and karen

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The most amazing couple ever. They fight like cats and dogs but still end up married. They would die for each other and then blame each other for it.

Gabriel texted Karen: 'I’d die for you' 5 minutes before he sent 'You’re the worst'.

Karen told her friends: 'Gabriel would save me from a fire, then yell at me for burning the house down.'

Gabriel posted a tweet: 'Karen is my best friend. Also my worst enemy. Also my wife. Also my ex. Also my future.'

They’re the most ridiculous love story ever. They would break every bone in their body for each other. And then laugh about it later.

Karen sent Gabriel a DM: 'I’d break your bones for you. Then I’d do it again just to be mean.'

Gabriel posted: 'Karen broke my ribs for me. Now I can’t breathe. But I’m still in love with her.'

Karen texted: 'Gabriel would do anything for me. Even if it means getting stuck in a closet with me for 3 hours.'

They’re the most annoying couple on earth. They would kill each other, then kiss and make up. And they’d do it every day.

Gabriel told his friend: 'I’d kill Karen. Then I’d kiss her. Then I’d kill her again.'

Karen posted: 'Gabriel would kill me for missing our anniversary. Then he’d ask me out again.'

Gabriel texted: 'Karen would kill me for forgetting her birthday. Then she’d send me a cake and a death threat.'