Gaboofer - What a mom calls a vagina when she’s trying to keep it clean

What a mom calls a vagina when she’s trying to keep it clean in front of her kid. Like a fancy name for a smelly hole.

Mom: 'Don’t say it like that, use the Gaboofer.'

At school: 'My mom says I should use the Gaboofer in the bathroom.'

On a family trip: 'I have to use the Gaboofer, and it’s not pretty.'