Gaboofer

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What a mom calls a vagina when she’s trying to keep it clean in front of her kid. Like a fancy name for a smelly hole.
Mom: 'Don’t say it like that, use the Gaboofer.'
At school: 'My mom says I should use the Gaboofer in the bathroom.'
On a family trip: 'I have to use the Gaboofer, and it’s not pretty.'
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The best skywars player. They’re so good, they could beat a chicken in a video game.
'Gaboofer just won again. I’m not even mad.'
In a skywars match: 'Gaboofer is here. I’m out.'
On twitch: 'Gaboofer is the best. I would die for him.'
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An OTP that makes you want to throw up but also cry. They’re so in love, it’s like watching a bad movie.
'Annie and otp are my favorite. They’re so annoying.'
In a group chat: 'Annie otp is the worst, but I love it.'
At school: 'Annie otp is my life. I’m so sick of it.'
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The sexiest Brit in the world. They’re like a hot cup of tea on a cold day.
'I’m in love with the sexiest Brit. They’re so cool.'
In a tweet: 'Sexiest Brit is my favorite person. They’re amazing.'
In a DM: 'You’re the sexiest Brit. I’m obsessed.'
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