Gaboholic - A human who can't stop talking about Gabi like it's a crime

A human who can't stop talking about Gabi like it's a crime to not know everything about her.

I don't know what I did on Saturday. I was too busy thinking about Gabi.

I got in trouble for texting Gabi during church. I called it 'spiritual texting.'

My dog knows who Gabi is. He barks every time I mention her name.