Gaboholic

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A person who can't stop talking about Gabi like she's the last slice of pizza and they're the only one who knows where it is.

I just saw Gabi at the mall and now I can't stop talking about her. She's like my ex but better.

Gabi's new haircut is the reason I haven't slept in three days. I'm serious.

If I don't text Gabi every hour, I get a headache and a side of shame.

Someone who acts like Gabi is the only person who ever existed and everyone else is just a background character.

Gabi's dog is more famous than me. I don't even know what I did to deserve this.

I skipped my mom's birthday to text Gabi. She'll thank me later.

At school, I pretend the teacher is Gabi in disguise. It works.

A human who can't live without Gabi and would rather die than stop talking about her.

I got into a fight with my best friend because he didn't like Gabi. I lost.

I texted Gabi during the final exam. I got a D and a side of guilt.

I dream about Gabi. I even text her in my sleep. It's embarrassing.

Someone who talks about Gabi so much, they might as well be her personal hype man.

I started a podcast about Gabi. It's called 'Gabi's Life' and it's just me talking about her.

At lunch, I don't eat. I just talk about Gabi and her hair.

My phone is 90% Gabi texts. I don't even know who else I'm talking to.

A person who gets so excited about Gabi that they might burst into flames.

I saw Gabi in the hallway and I screamed. The principal looked at me like I was a lost cause.

I texted Gabi during a math test. I got the answer wrong but I got a high five from her.

I told my brother about Gabi and now he's obsessed too. It's like a virus.

A human who can't stop talking about Gabi like it's a crime to not know everything about her.

I don't know what I did on Saturday. I was too busy thinking about Gabi.

I got in trouble for texting Gabi during church. I called it 'spiritual texting.'

My dog knows who Gabi is. He barks every time I mention her name.