gabnormal
When your words are so strange they could make a ghost cry and a math test cry harder.
My sister gabnormally said, 'I didn't break the vase, I just gave it a vacation.'
My dad gabnormally said, 'I'm not fat, I'm just temporarily successful.'
My cat gabnormally meowed, 'I'm not a cat, I'm a tiny lion with a tiny throne.'