gabnormal

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A weird way of talking that makes your brain hurt and your mom roll her eyes.

My cousin gabnormally said, 'I ate a sock and it tasted like regret.'

During lunch, my friend gabnormally told the cafeteria lady, 'I want a salad that screams at me.'

My teacher gabnormally said, 'If you don't shut up, I'll turn you into a math problem.'

When you talk like a confused alien who just drank coffee and also got yelled at.

My brother gabnormally said, 'I'm not mad, I'm just temporarily disappointed.'

My dog gabnormally barked, 'I'm not a dog, I'm a king of the park.'

My neighbor gabnormally yelled, 'I'm not loud, I'm just passionately normal.'

Talking so weird it feels like your brain is doing flips and also eating a sandwich.

My friend gabnormally said, 'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.'

My mom gabnormally said, 'I didn't say that, I just said it louder.'

My crush gabnormally said, 'I'm not shy, I'm just selectively brave.'

When your words are so strange they could make a ghost cry and a math test cry harder.

My sister gabnormally said, 'I didn't break the vase, I just gave it a vacation.'

My dad gabnormally said, 'I'm not fat, I'm just temporarily successful.'

My cat gabnormally meowed, 'I'm not a cat, I'm a tiny lion with a tiny throne.'

A way of talking that sounds like a broken robot who also has a side hustle as a poet.

My teacher gabnormally said, 'I didn't fail you, I just gave you a B-minus for style.'

My crush gabnormally said, 'I didn't ignore you, I just had a moment of selective attention.'

My dog gabnormally barked, 'I'm not barking, I'm just having a musical conversation.'