gabnormal - Talking so weird it feels like your brain is doing flips and

Talking so weird it feels like your brain is doing flips and also eating a sandwich.

My friend gabnormally said, 'I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.'

My mom gabnormally said, 'I didn't say that, I just said it louder.'

My crush gabnormally said, 'I'm not shy, I'm just selectively brave.'