Gablos
Gablos is a term for someone who doesn’t know what’s happening and thinks everyone else is making it up. It’s mostly used in Utah, where people still talk like they’re on a radio show from 1976.
'You’re a Gablos. You didn’t even know it was raining.'
'She’s a Gablos. She thought the dog was trying to start a band.'
'He’s a Gablos. He still thinks the internet is just a really fast TV.'