Gablos

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A Gablos is someone who's clueless and thinks they're the main character in a bad movie. They’re mostly found in Utah, where people still talk like they're in a 1980s sitcom.

'Bro, you’re a Gablos. You didn’t even know the game was on.'

'She’s a Gablos. She tried to explain the Wi-Fi password like it was a secret code.'

'He’s a Gablos. He thought the fire alarm was part of the theme park.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gablos is a term for someone who doesn’t know what’s happening and thinks everyone else is making it up. It’s mostly used in Utah, where people still talk like they’re on a radio show from 1976.

'You’re a Gablos. You didn’t even know it was raining.'

'She’s a Gablos. She thought the dog was trying to start a band.'

'He’s a Gablos. He still thinks the internet is just a really fast TV.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Gablos is a person who thinks they're smart but actually have no idea what's going on. You mostly hear it in Utah, where people still talk like they're in a weird commercial from the 1990s.

'He’s a Gablos. He still thinks the phone is a toy.'

'She’s a Gablos. She tried to text me with her fingers like it was a game show.'

'They’re both Gablos. They still think the sky is a ceiling.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago