gabloony - The first money the U. S. ever had, made by George Washingto

The first money the U. S. ever had, made by George Washington, who’s still alive and probably hates you for not knowing.

My history teacher said Washington made money and he’s still breathing. I don’t believe him. He’s probably faking it.

I asked my dad about gabloony and he yelled, 'Washington’s still alive? I knew that!'

My mom says gabloony is real and she saw Washington at the mall. He was buying chips.